Yaaayayyyy Summer Camp!!!

Well i'm here!! 9 weeks of summer camp wonderfulness. It's all very exciting and magical. Old friends. Wonderful places. Yaaaayy!!

Packing and ranting

So i leave for Chautauqua tomorrow.. bright and early. No pugs this time :( I need to find a pug sized floppy stuffed pug to snuggle with :)

I'm packing. I'm trying to do it all orderly. HAH!! I needed to glue on a Hello Kitty Head back onto my flip flops.. can i find it. Hell no. And during the frantic search.. SHE CALLS. "Well, are you in your truck driving here??" Uh, no. I'm trying to pack and clean up a mess.

"Well, i can come over for a few minutes." (cuz that's gonna work as i'm randomly running through the house throwing stuff everywhere. I try to tell her that. She gets offended.

"Well i thought you were coming over."  (First, what is the status of the lawn??) (Second.. I never said i was coming over.)  

                           UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


I can't fucking win. Now i need to drop everything and drive over to her house. Grumble grumble grumble. So we can visit.

Go mow your lawn or something. You've showed me that is more important than your family.


(but i just can't say that, because i'm spineless when it comes to her.. ugghhhh stupid respecting your parents)

It's quieter here

So i can rant and not many people see it ...

SO if you don't like profanity, avert your eyes.. it's gonna happen.

Look, it's a cute Pug to distract you from the profanity!!

I am gonna go light that fucking lawn on fire!!! I mean srsly, she's lucky i don't have a car and a gas can. She calls me up, wanting to do something.. then turns it around saying she has no time today.. and that she needs to mow the lawn. I'm here for 3 more days. After that i'm in Chautauqua for 9 weeks.. then we move to alabama. Do you NOT want to fucking spend time with your only child??!?!?!?!?!?!   

So now she wants to spend tomorrow with me. I think i might be sick. I just can't take this stupid crazy shit. 

SHE FUCKING CALLED ME!! Did she forget!?!?!? 

Alabama can not come soon enough. Then at least the crazy is limited to phone calls. 

I just don't understand. And i'm trying to just let it alone. But man, a good rant does help.

Yep, i'm a bad monkey

So i haven't posted in ages. I've been home, packing, being with family, lazing around, and just generally enjoying life and being off. Sunday I leave for 9 weeks. Yeaaaaaaayyyy Chautauqua Opera!! It's like summer camp for rich people. I'm crafts person again!! Yay!!

This will hopefully be my last trip away from home for work. After we move to Alabama, i will be full time. SO no more moving around. I can't wait for that. I want some stability. I want a job i love. I want to have health insurance so i can start a family. I'm just hoping it all clicks into place. I want to be able to go to conventions so i can play with friends. Dress up in costumes and cause chaos.

So i guess i should pack for Chautauqua lol  That involves laundry.. so i guess i know what today is.